*** A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle***
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a buildingbecauseof break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only onesurvived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaksbroke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her saysheloved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so shewould live even though it meant he would die.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Siddhu
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.“Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pinn a haystack.
13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala, one falls and everything else falls!
15. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
16. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
17. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
18. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
19. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire; ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T. “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
20. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
21. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
22. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
23. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
24. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
25. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
26. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
27. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
28. Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.“Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pinn a haystack.
13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala, one falls and everything else falls!
15. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
16. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
17. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
18. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
19. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire; ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T. “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
20. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
21. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
22. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
23. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
24. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
25. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
26. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
27. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
28. Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
One Liners from My Desk
oN0 God is real, unless declared integer
o Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
o Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
o Home is where the television is.
o Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
o Death is hereditary.
o Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
o Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
o When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
o Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
o Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
o Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
o Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
o Nobody has ever died of hardwork, but why take the chance.
o Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
o You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
o I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
o If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
o Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
o The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
o Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
o I have a drinking problem - I can’t afford it.
o Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
o Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
o The evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
o There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
o An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
o Who says nothing is impossible. Most of us have been doing nothing all these years.
o Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting!
o There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient !!
o “Remember there’s no I in team” … (but there is a M and an E)
o Corporate Motto: READY - FIRE - AIM !!!
o I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
o I don’t mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese.
o They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
o It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
o You cannot have everything! Where would you put it?
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Some of the Best Moments in Life
-To fall in love.
-To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
-To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
-To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.
- To clear your last exam.
- To receive a call from someone, you don’t see a lot, but you want to.
- A good conversation with a sweet person.
- To find money in a pant that you haven’t used since last year .
- To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.
- Calls at midnight that last for hours.
- To laugh without a reason.
- To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
- To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
- To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
- To be part of a team.
- The first kiss.
- To make new friends.
- To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person.
- To pass time with your best friends.
- To see people that you like, feeling happy.
- To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
- See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
- To take an evening walk along the beach.
- To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
- To laugh …….laugh……..and laugh …… remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
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These are the best moments of life….
Let us learn to cherish them….
A B-Tech IT student’s Prayer
The lord is my programmer; I shall not crash.
He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of his commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,and my file will be merged with his and saved forever.
Amen and Amen, Creator
He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of his commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,and my file will be merged with his and saved forever.
Amen and Amen, Creator
Monday, August 11, 2008
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